Star Spangled Banner

As a soldier approaches a checkpoint in the dark the voice  
of the sentry suddenly barks, “Halt! Who’s there?” 

“I’m an American,” came the reply. 

“Is that so? Okay, advance and recite the second verse of  
the ‘Star Spangled Banner.’” 

“It’s, uuuuh, something-something, the morning’s first  
gleam, tell you the truth I don’t really know it,” came  
the confession finally. 

“Proceed,” said the sentry. 

Posted by Rick on 29-Aug-2005 at 08:16 AM
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