When You Are Really STUCK!

As long as we feel we are not safe, don't deserve it, or could lose our identity if we got it, our primitive brain will stop us in our tracks. We teach you ways tap away the fears so you can move forward with clarity and confidence.

D.C. Mugger

Late one night in the Washington, D.C. area a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

“Give me your money,” he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do this - I’m a US Congressman!”

“In that case,” replied the robber, “give me MY money!”

Posted by Rick on 01-Mar-2003 at 04:12 AM
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