Jokes-Fun
- How to Make a Woman Happy
- Without you we are but dust
- Perfect Daughter
- I have to sleep in Daddy’s room
- I never want to live in a vegetative state
- Authentic Irish Toast
- How come you are not married, John?
- Who Was Jesus REALLY…
- Big computer shows
- Fly Masks
- Expressly for My Son
- Riding with Mom!
- OCD Study at Stanford
- Forgive & Forget
- Liquid Sculptures
- Men are heavy baggage
- Clergyman and the Dog
- Star Spangled Banner
- Spelling is So Important!
- Worse than forgetting an anniversary
- Perfect Husband at the Club
- The Seamstress and Her Thimble
- 63-year-old woman sees her new doctor
- Studying major world events
- Star Trek communicator cell phone limitation
- What stay-at-home Moms do all day
- Press on nails
- Lincoln’s Gettysburg address
- Road Rage
- Put it on the organ
- Choosing a President
- He’s only interested in ONE THING
- Why penguins have short lives
- “Healthy” Eating and Drinking Guide
- Woman without her man is nothing
- Boys Growing Up… But Not Yet
- What do we call the baby boy?
- Doctor, what’s wrong with my wife?
- What does a cow know about cars?
- Physics Warning Labels Required
- Storks and Sex Ed
- Million Monkey Shakespeare Theory Proved Wrong in Global Experiment
- Car Radio Volume
- Prison Telemarketers
- Dog Mail
- Plant Killer
- Animal Sounds
- D.C. Mugger
- Aspirin and Baby Powder
- Not the Ideal 25th Anniversary Present
- Mars Venus Ages
- Orign of the Twelve Days of Christmas
- Six Foot Coackroach
- Psychiatry and Proctology
- Discussing Nuclear Power
- Just Say No!
- Three Different Pills
- Walmart Wine
- Arranging Travel for 80-year-old Mom
- Pelvic Exam Embarassment
- Jacob (85) and Rebecca (79) Get Married
- West Virginia Beauty Pageant
- What’s Up with HIM?
- Optical Illusion
- How the Software Industry Works
- The Daughter’s Doctor Exam
- Who Created King Arthur’s Round Table?
- Comin’ Home Too Late
- Strict, Unbending Rules for Dealing with Stray Cats
- First Line of a Really, Really Bad Novel
- Don’t Let People Drive Your Crazy
- Compulsive Talkers Support Group
- Home-based Psychiatry
- Male Domestic Animal
- Kid Finds Dead Cat
- Object-oriented Programming Code Re-use
- High Tech Hearing Aid
- Should You Compliment Your Wife?
- Passing the Hat for the Visiting Preacher
- A Problem with Education
- Golden Oldies Re-released
- Who Is Without Sin Amongst You?
- Shooting as a Sport
- Freezer Labelling
- Powers of Ten Demonstration
- Hunter CPR
- How Not to Fall Asleep At the Wheel
- Talking Dog For Sale
- First Thing Men Notice About Women
- When Can I Do What I Please?
- Anatomy Question About Adam and Eve
- Do I really want an email address?
- Updated Terminology
- The Aging Process by George Carlin
- A Modern 1st Grader and Chicken Little
- She Will Never Believe This!
- This is GOOD! Despite Appearances…
- Little Boy Lost at the YMCA
- She’s Not Wearing A…
- Origin of GOLF
- My Appetite is My Shepherd (Pounds 23)
- Driving Dilemma
- Starting to Forget the Little Things
- Parent-Education Seminars from the True Experts
- Mouse Trap?
- Postnatal Exercises
- Cement Block Crushing
- Would I Get Into Heaven?
- If the Airlines Sold Paint…
- Now vs. Seventeen
- Comfortable Underwear
- Is This Heaven?
- A Biblical Scholar Wants to Get Married
- Only Two Tools Required
- Little Johnny is Quick with Numbers
- Wisdom of Chief Two Eagles
- Home, Home on the Range
- Mom, Send Money Please
- Why Parents Get Gray Hair
- Why Did You Marry Me?
- MIT vs. Harvard
- Husband and Wife Fishing Trip
- Savvy Young Man
- Stall Neighbors
- Who is the Most Obedient?
- Silver Shoes
- The Perfect Girl
- Not Just Arranged Marriages…
- Freckles are Beautiful
- Time to Get Out
- The End is Near
- Summer Vacation for Sammy
- Proper PMS-related Questions
- He Stayed Out the Entire Weekend
- At Home Birth Joke
Not the Ideal 25th Anniversary Present
I love to read those advice columns in the newspaper. I read one this morning. It said, “What’s the worst thing a wife can get on her twenty-fifth wedding anniversary?”
And you know what the answer was? “Morning Sickness.”
Mars Venus Ages
The book says Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. Calculating for 40 Earth years (my current age) and my birthdate, I have learned that the equivalent age Venusian woman would be 65.40 years old, while her Martian counterpart, born on the same day, would be merely 21.42 years. I’d say that, from many different perspectives, that is just about accurate.
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